This is a story about the life of a real-life sea dragon, a fearsome spiky monster who ruled the waves and mercilessly devoured scores of unfortunates who quivered before her. She also enjoyed basking in the sun, scampering under the occasional summer rains, lounging on bespoke dragon furniture, and the occasional treat of bananas or peanut butter. This is the story of Lilikoi, the Australian bearded dragon.

Ahoy and bienvenue from the co-captains of Sailing Vessel Tiamat!